Movember

Befor

After

You heard it here first.  This month I plan to grow out my back hair in order to raise awareness for the McRib sandwich.  This is altogether appropriate since the McRib's binding agent is comprised of back hair.  I've heard this from incredible sources.  Incredible!

I know I co-opted the Movember name.  I considered waiting till next month, calling my movement Backember.  But that was a painful name.  It reminded me too much of Conflagebruary, the month of self-immolation.

Hairnuary was a consideration, but that's 2012 and I'm hoping to make a fresh start.